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Joke of the Day

"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."

"There is no way alcohol kills more people than it creates"

"What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer? Can I push your stool in?"

"I have a joke about California's drought. But it's pretty dry."

"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"

"What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer"

"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"

"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."

"Why does Hillary have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? Because she wants to be the First Lady."

"If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that."