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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"

"What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise? ""LMAO"""

"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"

"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."

"My relationships are like a reddit safe pic. Starts off with great anticipations. No responses for a while. Then ends in empty promises and disappointment."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall... :)"

"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."

"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."

"What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot."

"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."