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Joke of the Day
"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."
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"[walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough, but thank you for not showing me pictures of your kids."
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"I want to make a revolutionary new show called So You Think You Can't Dance. It's a singing competition."
"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"
"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer."
"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"
"*wife looks through my phone *divorces me 8 times"
"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."