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Joke of the Day
"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "
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"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"Joke regarding Canada What's a Canadian's favourite weapon? An Eh k-47"
"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."
"A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone."
"Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on"""
"Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"
"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"
"I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender"