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Joke of the Day

"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"

"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"

"I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic."

"My dad said ""Do your chemistry homework, okay?"" Potassium"

"Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?"

"Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley"

"Referring to people as individuals isn't accurate... I can divide them."

"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""

"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."

"Why do people with bulimia nervosa love KFC? Because your meal comes with a bucket!"