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Joke of the Day
"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""
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"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""
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"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"
"Pee pressure > peer pressure"
"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"
"Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap? B's"
"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."
"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"