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Joke of the Day
"Referring to people as individuals isn't accurate... I can divide them."
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"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"Never telling another baby goat joke again. I'm not kidding."
"If Donald Trump can become President, you can do anything! Unless you're Mexican, Muslim, Black, Chinese, to be honest any type of immigrant.... What am I saying, we're all fucked"
"Yo mama is so fat... that when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody."
"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta!"
"What is a Viking's favorite music? Ragnarock"
"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"
"*Signs into Facebook ""If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook"
"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."