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Joke of the Day

"Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?"

"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck. Sorry."

"Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked ""How the hell did you do that""? ""The car rolled on it""."

"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""

"Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless."

"I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!"

"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."

"What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s."

"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."

"I may be a bit rusty, but if the world ever needs me to climb into a triangle and shoot asteroids, I'm ready."