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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves"
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"Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die"
"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."
"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."
"*Ok, don't let them know you're a dog* Him: The job is yours. Here's the keys to your new office. [tosses keys] *catches keys in my mouth*"
"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"
"face down ass up that's the way I like to contemplate the fragility of my existence"
"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"
"music joke As the Cellist in our string quartet, i can't help but feel the other musicians are looking down on me. sorry about that, i will just be getting my coat."
"What did the Banana say to the Monkey? Yo You peel me?"