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Joke of the Day
"Why do people with bulimia nervosa love KFC? Because your meal comes with a bucket!"
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"My son asked me what language they speak in England. This would have been cute if he wasn't 20 ... And in college."
"How much space does the EU have left? 1GB"
"Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the Galaxy... ...born too ugly to explore a woman."
"Not only do I refuse to take the stairs up to my office, when I'm in the elevator I wish there was a chair in it."
"[doorbell] ""Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?"" ""No."" ""Why not?"" ""He died like 2000 years ago."" ""So?"" ""I'm 46. Do the math."""
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."
"My 8 yr old just asked me how the first microchip was built at the exact time I was wondering what other animals got sweaty armpits."
"If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits."
"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."