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Joke of the Day

"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."

"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."

"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"If you make a new sex position, do you get to name it? If so, I'll call it The Laptop. Internet required, partner is not."

"How can you tell that pirates hid the communist manifesto Because an ""X"" Marx the spot"

"I was hit on the head by a soda can once But luckily it was a soft drink!"

"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"

"My couch has gotten so much ass today."