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Joke of the Day
"I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic."
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"What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure? Cottage cheese."
"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."
"Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers? To stop it from falling out."
"Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?"
"In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent."
"I can't help but feel important when someone says there's a special place in hell for people like me."
"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."
"What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!"
"You think we should see other people? I'm bipolar. I am other people."