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Joke of the Day

"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber"

"If I had a million dollars i'd pay to have sex with your mum and i'd probably invest the other $999,990"

"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest accomplishment?"" Me: ""I was in a lot of people's MySpace Top 8s back in 2004."""

"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Simple! Just kick his sister in the jaw!"

"The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I'm cured."

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."