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Joke of the Day

"Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley"

"If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro."""

"Two native-american boys are walking through a forest One spots a bug on the ground, points to it and says to the other, ""ew, squash it!"" The other says, ""no, i'm pretty sure it's a bug."""

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber!"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."

"What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!"

"I've got one thing to say to all you motherfuckers. Happy Father's day"

"Studies suggest when it comes to dealing with stress, masturbation is twice as effective as sex So one in the hand really is worth two in the bush."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"