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Joke of the Day
"My dad said ""Do your chemistry homework, okay?"" Potassium"
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"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."
"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"
"Blowdryer Incident Bob's wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, ""heating up your breakfast"" was not the right answer!"
"How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala? McAfee Removal Tool"
"What is brown and runny? Usain Bolt"
"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"
"I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster."
"Sex is like cooking. Your girlfriend will be angry at you because you ate your neighbour's even though she hasn't cooked for you in weeks."
"Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers..."