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Joke of the Day

"A member of ISIS accidentally blew himself up... Well, Ji-had it coming."

"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."

"Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada"

"How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change."

"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."

"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""

"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"

"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."

"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."