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Joke of the Day

"Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada"

"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"

"I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"How do you hold a pirate rabbit? With its buccaneers! Source: Dad."

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"

"How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?"

"Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI"

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."

"So, as I was bleeding internally... ...I was dying inside. (bad joke)"

"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."