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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."

"We haven't spent a dime for snake food since I discovered all the free pets on craigslist."

"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"I Knew a One-Legged Girl I knew a one-legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops"

"A man died in his home when a pile of books fell on him police say he had only his shelf to blame."

"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."

"What did the girl's suicide note say when she hung herself? *sings* I WANNA SWIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRRR"

"Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming."

"- I'm your son's teacher and I'm calling to tell you that he may be a compulsive liar. - And a damn good one. I don't have any sons."

"How does Donald Trump screw in a light bulb? He can't. His hands are too small."