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Joke of the Day
"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."
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"Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time."
"I used to have a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
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"Has the Supreme Court decided on Man v. Food yet?"
"In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?"
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."
"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""
"What does a jello shot and my dick have in common? They're both only meant to be consumed by dumb drunk chicks."