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Joke of the Day

"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."

"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"

"Where was Jar Jar Binks in the new Star Wars movie? Answer: Who gives a fuck?"

"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"

"So a seal walks into a club..."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"Different Types of Nuts. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth."

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"I got uninvited from a friend's wedding Perhaps RSVPing ""Maybe Next Time"" wasn't the appropriate response."