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Joke of the Day

"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."

"What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ....hasidic I'll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good..."

"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball? She choked."

"What does a deaf woman say to a premature ejaculator? Come again?"

"How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles."

"My wife is not speaking to me. We watched an old video of our wedding and she realized that I said ""You'll do"" instead of ""I do."""

"*throws coin in fountain* stranger: can you not do that? Me: just want my wish to come true S: this is a drinking fountain m: wish came true"

"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""

"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."

"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"