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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"
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"Rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year."
"If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea."
"The ""L"" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for ""Motherfucker""."
"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"
"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"
"What's your favorite color?"
"Don't be racist Instead, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"
"How do you know shes the one? Because she Gives you a blowjobs even when she's dead."