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Joke of the Day

"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""

"Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care."

"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"

"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"

"Politics is an ""I'm not an asshole"" contest for assholes."

"I called my boss this morning and told him i was sick. ""Just how sick are you?"" he said. ""well im in bed with my little sister, is that sick enough"""

"I masturbated in the shower... I just wanted to come clean. Came up with this earlier, I guess it could've been relevant in /r/showerthoughts"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."

"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"