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Joke of the Day

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."

"I saw your mother kicking a can down the street with one shoe. I asked her if she'd lost a shoe. ""Naw, found one"""

"Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order. Everyone: NO! SM: Cool, right?! Everyone: NO! SM: Glad you're excited!"

"Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender."

"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."

"Why was the tomato blushing? He saw the salad dressing."

"I was confused why my college wanted me to report my Mexican friend to the police Then j realised they were just asking me to turn in my essay."

"If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it."

"What did the boys do ToGetHer? Roam And Tick things.."

"My favorite alcoholic drink is probably sleep."