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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."
Next Joke
"Where do we keep our thoughts detained? In brain cells!"
"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"
"What's the difference between the US election and sex? During sex it's fun to choose between asshole and cunt."
"Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home."
"What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business"
"God created women and the devil taught her to smile."
"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"
"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"