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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking about quitting ciggaretes But my mom always taught me not to be a quitter"

"Not to be racist but... Every movie is widescreen to Asian people."

"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."

"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."

"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"

"I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details."

"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"

"I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation."

"a British satanist dates a lot of black women he is a master of the dark arse ( a bad joke )"

"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"