171523

Joke of the Day

"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"

"How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar? He shreds."

"I have a black belt in leather"

"RRH: Grandma, what big eyes you have. And what big ears you have. And what big TEETH you have! Grandma: You're my least favorite grandchild"

"I don't like people call me fatty I like people call me to eat."

"What did the one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, theyre both stuck up cunts edit: special thanks to justinjoytheride"

"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."

"Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon. When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied, "" They Argon."""

"Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !"

"Do you know why WWII got the world out of The Great Depression? Because we got all the money back from the Jews."