20207

Joke of the Day

"a British satanist dates a lot of black women he is a master of the dark arse ( a bad joke )"

"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"

"How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits."

"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."

"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"

"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"

"Good cop: I get it. You wanted an easy way out. Laptop: Please update Adobe."

"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"

"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"

"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."