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Joke of the Day
"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
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"Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house."
"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."
"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."
"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"
"Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly?"
"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"
"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"
"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."
"why don't women wear watches? there's a perfectly good one on the stove"