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Joke of the Day
"Not to be racist but... Every movie is widescreen to Asian people."
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"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him *I'll see myself out*"
"About four minutes into any run I decide to work on my personality instead."
"What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann? News of the elections is getting old."
"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."
"Miranda rights a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested "" what ever you say can be and will be held against you"" the guy says ""tits"""
"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."
"UKIP's Policies"
"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."
"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."