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Joke of the Day
"I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details."
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"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*"
"An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... ... and the barman says ""What do you think this is, some kind of joke?"
"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
"I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself.."
"Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !"
"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"
"""Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud!"
"A Jew walks into a bar... ...and leaves"