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Joke of the Day
"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"
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"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"
"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"
"Step 1: Walk on water. Step 2: Turn water into wine. Step 3: Prophet"
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Harambe walks into a bar. Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"
"At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom She said ""Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner."""
"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"
"Signs a Woman Likes You: 1. Eye contact 2. Twirls her hair 3. Laughs at your jokes 4. Follows you 5. Keys your car 6. Kills you"