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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation."

"I think ""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be a great brand name for birth control pills."

"In Pokemon, why is fighting super effective against dark type? Because beating up black people is effective. (plz no haterino)"

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"

"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"

"Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice? On the average, he was quite comfortable."

"What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food? Taco Bell's Cannon"

"What to you call epileptic lettuce? Seizure salad."

"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"