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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."

"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."

"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""

"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"

"She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy."

"Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!"

"I'm so bad at riding my unicycle It's impossible to get a handle on it..."

"If George Washington were alive today why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to."

"So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?"