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Joke of the Day

"Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!"

"If you get an Otterbox you *should* drop your phone Just in case"

"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""

"I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done..."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."

"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."

"What website are the germans least likely to laugh at? Neingag."

"What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk."

"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."