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Joke of the Day

"I'm so bad at riding my unicycle It's impossible to get a handle on it..."

"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."

"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"

"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""

"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."

"I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?"

"Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit? He was gelded."

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""

"I heard the Sandy Hook kids wanted books But instead they got magazines."

"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."