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Joke of the Day

"If George Washington were alive today why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to."

"My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it."

"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."

"Confucius say virginity like giant bubble One prick, all gone"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."

"Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances."

"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""

"My iPhone does NOT rule my life. Battery - Don't worry, Siri. I got this."

"If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it ""breakfast""?"

"Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? Just for the halibut."