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Joke of the Day
"She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy."
Next Joke
"Why did the chicken cross the road? FUCK, MY CHICKEN'S IN THE ROAD? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, HE COULD GET RAN THE FUCK OVER! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!"
"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."
"How do churches stay so strong? They pray on the weak."
"In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!"
"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."
"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""
"What did the flower say to the bicycle? Petal."
"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""
"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."