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Joke of the Day

"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"When my wife starts to sing I have to go out in the yard and work in the garden so the neighbors don't think domestic violence is happening."

"What's terrible but never gets improved The bad jokes on this subreddit"

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"

"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"

"Moderation: I don't know where it is... ...but they told us to drink in there."

"What are your best corny jokes? I want them all! ""What's brown and sticky?"" ""A stick."""