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Joke of the Day

"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."

"A roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says ""5 beers please"""

"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"

"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"

"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."

"Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica"

"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."

"Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? Because he comes down the chimney."

"Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme? Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order."

"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."