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Joke of the Day

"Why are DJ's so bad at fishing? Because they're always dropping the Bass."

"I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had."

"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"

"Maybe the baby wasn't on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing."

"There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside."

"A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything."

"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."

"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."

"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."

"Yesterday, I got so depressed.. ..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records. . . Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer."