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Joke of the Day
"Why are DJ's so bad at fishing? Because they're always dropping the Bass."
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"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."
"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"
"The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike. I said, ""that's not true, my dog can't ride a bike."""
"What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element? Radioactive elements last longer."
"A guy walked into a bar... He said ow."
"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."
"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."
"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"
"What did the mute man say to his father"