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Joke of the Day
"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."
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"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."
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"When you say ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans"" all I hear is ""there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""