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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""

"Did you hear the one about the two deaf guys? What?"

"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAIIINNNNSS!!! :D"

"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."

"Aliens are taking people with . . . . . . .Big Dicks! Dont worry you are safe! Im just telling my favourite alternative news site that i wont be around for a while!"

"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."

"I decided to jerk off right in front of my blind girlfriend last night She didn't see it coming."

"I love Clint Westwood easterns. Especially The Bad, the Good and the Handsome."

"Before an army officer can get married, they need to know the rules of engagement."