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Joke of the Day

"we're fucked When u thought that Donald Trump running for president was a joke then realized I don't have enough money saved up to move out of the country."

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"""The plane nosedived and crashed, due to a passenger's iPod being played during landing."" - No flight, ever."
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
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"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"
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"In which fairy tale does a man kick another man in the balls, only to discover that his victim is actually a woman? Boot in Puss"