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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast? Miracle whip."
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"What do vegetarians masturbate to? Quornography."
"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just ""whities"" I suppose."
"LIFE HACK: Tired of the neighbors' noisy kids playing in front of your house? Sign up for the sex offender registry"
"All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats."
"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""
"GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy"
"What's better than having sex with an 8 year old boy against a barbed wire fence? Nothing."
"The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it."