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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."

"A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa, Dear Santa Claus Please send me a sister for Christmas Santa wrote back, Dear Little Johnny Please send me your mother"

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking??? He was in possession of all the ""COOKIES"""

"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"

"I went for a run. I was out 2 minutes before I had to return because I forgot something... ...I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes"

"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."

"Me: Pack your bags.I won the lottery! G/F: Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff? Me: Doesn't matter, just get out."

"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"

"The NFL's Refs"