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Joke of the Day

"""The plane nosedived and crashed, due to a passenger's iPod being played during landing."" - No flight, ever."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe, dummy!"""

"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."

"What do you call an original joke on this subreddit? Rare."

"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."

"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."

"[Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing"

"International women's day"

"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."

"*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* ""It means wisdom"" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* ""It means I was brave at the doctor"""