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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
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"I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."
"Why does Indiana Jones hate the letters ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y Because they're not Zs. Sorry."
"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""
"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"
"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."
"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."