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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"Full Disclosure: I get most of my jokes from a 13 year old Amish kid named Caleb."

"The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do."

"If I swallow magnets will it make me attractive?"

"Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat."

"The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like."

"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone."