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Joke of the Day

"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"

"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."

"TIFU: My wife told me she wants to get a tattoo on her lower back. I told her to get one of a beautiful young woman so I'd have something to fantasize about."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"50 Cent has about 50 cents left"

"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"

"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"

"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"