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Joke of the Day

"Reasons why it's bad that Justin Bieber is retiring: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"Is there a big difference between Alan and Robin Thicke Or is it just a blurred line?"

"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."

"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"What's hard, long and has cum in it? A Cucumber..."

"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."

"Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward? Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross."

"You're so vein, you probably think this bloody cut is about you."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."