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Joke of the Day

"In which fairy tale does a man kick another man in the balls, only to discover that his victim is actually a woman? Boot in Puss"

"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."

"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."

"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese Newspaper. Do you get it? . . . . . . . Me neither, I get the New York Times"

"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."

"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."

"I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage.... So now I know why zombies walk like they do."

"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."

"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"